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Going to be a new Daddy

Posted by பிரேமலதா மேல் மார்ச் 29, 2007

The sentiment simultaneously moves me and scares me silly. We decided early on that we wanted to know the gender of our child (we don’t really like surprises), and were excited to learn my wife was carrying our daughter inside her belly. My friend, Shafeeq — who has three daughters of his own, so naturally, I asked him for advice — said this to me: “You will be the first man your daughter will fall in love with, so take the responsibility seriously.”

His wife is 38 weeks preggy and they are expecting any day now: Here are his possible scenarios:

(I hang up phone, which then slips out of my hand into the patient’s vagina)
Female Patient: What was that?
Me: Umm, this is a new medical device which checks the cervix.
Patient: Is it supposed to vibrate?
(Patient squeezes thighs together and shoots out the cellphone hitting me in the forehead.(okay, that really can’t happen, but let’s pretend))

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